Santa Baby
Santa Baby
To believe in chests of gold and, to unpack the trunks to discover nothing of value is, idiomatically, a `nine elephants` event. Santa, for example, coming down the chimney on the supposed anniversary of the birthday of Jesus `Christ`, `the chosen` Jewish Messiah, December 25, 0, to celebrate that event, and without having anything for the Kuds in his sack, is a further instance of `nine elephants`. When Iraq`s President, Saddam Hussein, the moustachioed Middle Eastern comedian for the Moslems in Islam, poisoned the Kuds, rather than produce something from his dad`s bag in Baghdad, it was too late to stop the nine elephants` events. `Pop` Laden, also known as `Bun`, the Saudi Arabian playboy, and his group, Al Qaeda, `the bass`, because they relied heavily on that instrument for oomph, hijacked civil airliners in the United States of America to crash them into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York city on 9/11, 2001, to begin an elephant war that would see the nosies hurling themselves at each other across the plains of what they thought was Megidoo, although that was actually located in Northern Israel, near the port of Haifa, before the new President of Iraq, Baghdadi, declared a new Levant, that is, elephant war, to teach the Kuds a lesson they`d never forget.
Santa, of course, was a Christian anagram for S-A-T-A-N, who was the angel turned into a serpent by the creator, God, for rejecting God`s plan that the human host should be greater than the angelic. Placed in the paradise of heaven on Earth that was Eden, in Iraq, according to some archaeologists, Satan tempted Eve, the first woman created by God, to `eat of the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil`, that is, death, and reject God`s `fruit of the tree of life`, which was immortality, saying: `You shall be as gods.` (Gen: 3. 15) Christianity was the religion that thought it`d superseded the New Testament of the Bible of the Jewish `chosen people`, that is, their history and law, which was the Talmud and Torah, with Jesus` New Testament teaching: `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.` (Mk: 12. 31) Jesus was `Christ`, `the chosen`, because he was born uncontaminated by male semen, from his mother, the Virgin Mary, who was depicted in Christian iconography crushing the head of the serpent, Satan, for this reason. When the Roman Empire occupying Jewish Palestine took Jesus to the hill of Calvary as a `dissident` and nailed him to a cross of wood where he died, Jesus experienced Resurrection and Ascension to heaven in prefiguration of that of `woman`s seed`. As God told Eve in Eden, she`d have `enmity` with the `serpent`s seed` , but there`d be Salvation, and Redemption: `You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.` (Gen: 3. 15) Eve`s foot was that of the elephant, because she had a big trunk to pack and go to the planets amongst the stars with the rest of her species to colonize there.
Traditionally, Adam was the first man created by God, from whose `rib`, or side, Eve emerged, which was a euphemism for Adam`s role as a human futanarian, `foot`, who`re women with penis` semen of their own to self-fertilize themselves as a species` survival trait. The `serpent`s seed`, Satan, was the sales` representative of the previous saurian epoch in the Mesozoic period of Earth`s history, 248 m.a., which wanted to enslave the host womb of the human futanarian species of `woman`s seed` for its racist entertainment of extinction through war. Although the Bible describes the angels of God as residing in heaven, those of Earth constituted an alien invader; at least of the wombs of the human race. The events of nine elephants and the Levant `foot` war were to do with `woman`s seed`, and the attempts by the `serpent`s seed` of Satan, grown in power since Eden, to stop her from packing her trunk, and leaving with her golden chests to colonize the planets amongst the stars: `The dragon was wroth with the woman and went to make war on the remnant of her seed.` (Gen: 12. 17) Essentially, the `serpent`s seed` were those men who were too cowardly to want to be born from `woman`s seed` in heaven and so fought to keep her a slave upon the Earth because they were too cowardly to be `woman`s seed` in heaven, and would rather be a damned alien.
In parasitology, the parasite that emerges from the host to kill it is termed `parasitoid`, which is the problem: `Men cursed the God of heaven for their pains and their sores, but refused to repent of what they had done.` (Rev: 16. 11) What they`d done, they`d done, by the time the ancient Greeks had institutionalized homosexuality in pederasty for war through the enslavement of women`s host wombs. By the late 20th century, `woman`s seed` was invisible, although rumors of its existence in the four wife marriages of Moslem Islam were rife, and the so-called western democracies had seen the launching of the plague, HIV/AIDS, spread as a `biological weapon` through pederasty for war against `woman`s seed` by homosexuals` mixing blood, shit and semen in each others` anuses in mockery of women`s futanarian mode of human sexual reproduction. Forcing women into acceptance of monogamous ring slavery, HIV/AIDS made the host safe for the parasitoid to emerge from.
Saddam Hussein could see the ruins of ancient Babylon from his summer palace at Hillah after the United States` army invaded to topple the comedian in March, 2003, because of his offer of support to `the bass` player, Al Qaeda`s Playboy figurine, Bun Laden, but Babylon, ancient capital of the Persian Empire (c. 4000 B.C.), and named for `a woman` of the Bible, had been built anew as a movie industry in the district of Hollywood, city of Los Angeles, on the west coast of the state of California, after the first film made there by director D.W. Griffith, Old California (1910): `Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of the abominations of the Earth.` (Rev: 17. 5) The babes of the new Babylon were penisless, as evinced by the girls in Playboy magazine, published by Hugh Hefner since 1955, although the Levant war with Baghdadi was waged to persuade the Moslem women in Islam, who wore their black one-piece coverall in public to conceal themselves from the eyes of westerners, to see if they had anything in their sacs; apart from the usual boy sons.
If `woman`s seed` wasn`t extinct, she might be able to sexually reproduce enough brains` powers to develop advanced medicine to confer immortality upon her race and escape to colonize the planets amongst the stars of heaven in starships devised by her technologists. Consequently, from the perspective of the `serpent`s seed` of those who preferred to remain damned on Earth as slavers of humanity, rather than be born of `woman`s seed` in heaven, women were an elephant with a big trunk, and a chest of gold, which the Levant war with the Moslems in Islam would make an `elephant`s graveyard` of, and the `nine elephants` events precursed. It`d been a big German `nein` from the start. `No` to the elephants and the Levant. The German Empire had attempted to enslave Europe in the war of 1914-18 and had attempted to extinguish the Jewish `chosen people` in death camps throughout Europe in the war of 1939-45. Consequently, it was no surprise that Germany`s ally, Iraq, had supported the Levant war, because Jesus Christ, `the chosen` Messiah of God`s Levant `foot` was a Jew.
Yes, Jesus was a Jew for the foot. In Judaism, which was founded by Isaac, son of Sara and Abraham, it isn`t possible for a Jew to be born unless from a Jewish woman, that is, women are the Jews` foot. Isaac`s brother, Ishmael, was the founder of Islam through his descendant, Mohamed, who received the Koran (610-30 C.E.) from the angels of God, which is cited as the basis for the Moslems permitting themselves four wives. Because Sara was barren after the birth of Isaac, she gave her maid, Hajer, `the Egyptian woman`, to Abraham, and Hajer bore Ishmael, who is therefore defined as illegitimate by Christians, who want a war, because the four wives of the Moslems in Islam are perceived as a retroactive attempt to legitimize Ishmael`s birth, whereas they`re actually designed to afford the sexual reproduction of humans from `woman`s seed` within the family, which Christian slavers don`t want; lest women escape to the stars. In simple terms, Jews, Christians, and Moslems are all `people of the foot`, whereas the slavers don`t want the human race to have a leg to stand on, and they know that, without `woman`s seed`, the race is brain damaged, and will fall over hemorrhaging bloody violence before it reaches the divorce court.
Because he`s an angram of Satan, S-A-N-T-A`s sack contains nothing of value for the Kuds. As an alien parasitoid devourer, his sac contains only boy sons and their contaminants. Having smoked the women`s penis down to the butt, Santa`s after giving the Kuds an HIV/AIDS injection from the meat syringe, whilst feigning to be a `doctor on call` responding to an `emergency birth` on the 25th of December each year. The new religion he`s promoting is the Tug Bag Gonist sect`s in which the Kuds, who are understood as having come out of the bag, are then put back in, before being incinerated in the hearth, while Santa escapes back up the chimney, like a rascal, in the style of the Nazi comics in the death camps, who poison gassed the Jews, then stacked the Jews like log bundles before incinerating them, and kept a pile of shoes to remind them of the foot that wouldn`t ever fit in with their body fascism; beneath the ancient Roman symbol of Empire, the fasces `bundle` and axe. Santa`s Tug Bag Gonist sect wave cigarette phalloid imagery underneath the noses of women to remind them of their extinction as a species, because they have ground forces in the snuff movie industry, and what an alien slaver needs a human to be is a trunk without a head.